A Boy & His Ego, A True Story

This piece of comic relief came to me via Fetlife. Egos are a funny thing, aren't they?

Him: i bet men have fought one another because of u often

Me: You are very kind, but no......there have been no fights, to my knowledge, lol.

Him: would fights arouse u to watch?

Me: No, no they wouldn't.

Him: too bad for me since i fight professionally

Him: well.....love your eyes

Me: Yeah. sorry.

Me:
Thank you!!!! Good luck with your fighting career!
XO

Him: well it is one of 2 careers . u dont have to like it for me to like u

Him: yeow

Me: Well, what is your other career?

Him: i build hand made guitars

Him: i have a wide set of interests - travel, cooking, bonsai trees, astronomy, yoga, pilates, hiking, biking, music. i dont drink, smoke or do drugs

Me:
You hand make guitars? That's really cool! I have never been to a gym, couldn't cook my way out of a paper bag, and I'm a boozehound, lol.
I really enjoy traveling, and I'm getting to see most of the country with my job. I'm really into music, antiquing, vintage/thrift stores & reading.

Him: how do u have a body like that not work out? what is your job? what are your passions?

Me:
I have a body like this because of good genes, a high metabolism, and most likely because I lug a 50+ pound suitcase around the country full time. Not bad looking for 36, huh? I am a full time traveling bondage & fetish model, and I am very passionate about my work, about music, and being creative in general.

Him: So is this something u like to portray in photography or is it something you also like to be, do, experiencein your personal life. If so, what role and areas do you choose to explore/ play with?

Me: I am only home between 4 days & 2 weeks every month, so having a personal life is sort of out of the question, at the moment. My work encompasses many, many different fetishes, so what specifically are you talking about? I mainly do video work, and I have been featured on nearly 100 adult pay sites. I am a top, & I never sub.

Him:
i cant see u submitting to anyone. do u just pose or do you play the same as u pose? do you find your modeling amps your sexlife or replaces it?
i travel all the time as well. travel, "to entertain". i fight professionally for private , exclusive events. it would be intoxicating and motivating to see you at one, one day ;)

Me: First, why are you asking me these questions? They are very personal, and we don't know each other,. Second, like I stated above, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY OR ANYTHING, because I am constantly on the road. In fact, I am sitting alone in a hotel room right now, and I will be checking out in about an hour & moving on to my next destination. I just did 4 shoots in 4 different cities, in 2 days. There is NO TIME for a personal life right now.

Him:
well u cant dance in an email ;) i never assume anything, i ask.
so even though u travel - u dont fuck ;)

Me: Ok, obviously there is some sort of disconnect here, and either you really just don't get it, or you are being annoying on purpose. Either way, I don't have the time for this.

Him: anger management might be good in your free time. apparently beauty is surface-based. ciao bella

Me: Just as I thought, you were being annoying on purpose. Maybe you have too much free time, or perhaps you enjoy being a douchebag?

Him:
i was attracted to you but not anymore. you are rude and are a bit too locked into your fantasy role. wish you the best getting your frequent flyer miles. wish you the best.
ps - i can see why you might not have a personal life. only abuse-freaks should apply.
tata

Me: Haha!!

Me:
PS- I don't use this site as a dating site, or a way to meet guys, so I don't care if you don't find me attractive. Your questions were way too personal & inappropriate, and even if I were on here looking to meet men, you are not my type in any way shape or form. Also, fighting, even for a living, does not impress me in the least.
My personality online, is the same as if you were to meet me in person. Blunt, direct, and to the point.
Sorry I bruised your ego.

Him: Not bruised. I love assertive, independent, confident women. I am not a sub wimp slave. I dont mind your edge at all. You just seem hostile and rude for some reason. It doesn't bother me

Epilogue:
I stopped responding because it was VERY obvious that this guy had no idea what he was talking about, and never even bothered to read my profile where it EXPLICITLY states that I am on there for professional reasons & that I am not looking for dates, hook-ups, play partners, etc. It's also painfully obvious that he got hit in the head too many time while professionally fighting for private events. Whatever. Moral of the story, gentleman please take the time to actually READ someone's profile before sending them a message, and not only annoying the shit out of them, but embarrassing the shit out of yourself. Do it to me, and you just become fodder for my blog ;)