Saturday, December 31, 2011

I Am Not A Prostitute, I Swear

I received this one via email yesterday, and all I could think was, "Oh goody! Just in time to make my 2011 blog"

Him:
Do you only pose, or are you interactive? i am in cleveland. What type of rate would i expect? sorry, i have never done this before but your ad caught my eye and i saw you were pretty close....thanx...
Me: I don't understand what you mean. Are you looking to hire me for a photo shoot, or a video shoot? What sort of content were you looking to shoot? Do you have a website or clips store that I could take a look at?
Him: Its private, so no clip store... Looking for your boundaries... And if you act alone and it is staged or if we play together 
Me: I'm sorry, there must be some misunderstanding. I am a professional fetish & glamour model, not an escort or a prostitute. I work for legitimate photographers & producers who have their own sites & can provide references, if need be.
Him: If you are ever in cleveland maybe we could get together and figure something out.... Too much confusion over email.... Thanx!
Me: First of all, I am never in Cleveland. Second of all even if I was, there's no reason for us to get together to discuss anything. If you are legitimately offering me a paying job, as a model, shooting content for your website, clips store or portfolio, then act professional and make the offer. Tell me what sort of content you are looking to shoot, tell me if it is video or stills, provide a website so that I can view your work, and offer references, since we have never worked together. I book 100% of my work online, via email, and there is NEVER any confusion. If you are looking for sexual favors or a play partner, not only are you barking up the wrong tree, but you are obviously not familiar with my body of work, at all.
Epilogue:
Not much else really needs to be said here except...Wow! Really dude? If you are looking for sexual favors from professional ladies, then I suggest looking in the appropriate places. Oh, and the idiot used an email with his full name. Well, he is from Cleveland ;)
Ok, that's it for 2011. Thanks again for reading I'll see you in 2012!!!! 
  

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